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Funniest lines ever


Just some very funny summations from some very funny people, all told in one line.

Many of these funny one liners are from legendary comedians and others are from random or unknown people. My dealer Funniest lines ever has some explaining to do. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. The problem is no one runs in your family.

She used to like to dress up like herself, and act like a fucking bitch all the time.

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I realized that the other day inside my fort. I know what Funniest lines ever of you are thinking: When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell. In Seattle, they have a saying: I was married for two years.

This cup is expensive!

Many of these funny one...

Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right?

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Funniest lines ever January Nelson is a writer, editor, dreamer, and occasional exotic dancer. Her work has appeared on Facebook, A new Thought Catalog series exploring our connection to each other, our food, and where it comes from. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. You may unsubscribe at any time. By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement.

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